animeasuka: partybarackisinthehousetonight: children wake up early because they still get excited about life this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
iwillburnthecakeoutofyou: I’m either really nice or a complete arsehole. There is no inbetween.
im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
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somente-essa-noite: Seu amigo: “Meu Deus, que horror. Tô indo te soltar.” Melhor amigo: Falei pra gente não fazer isso, otário.
intergalacticintention: onedayintheuniverse: intergalacticintention: In Finnish, you don’t really tell someone to fuck you.. You tell them ” vittu tämä kaalikeitto on ihan kyrvästä ” which means ” Make love to me passionately “ I approve of this post. For all this time, I’ve only sought after your approval.
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
shattystrashstache: real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
nooby-banana: farareusis: angeldicks: pants with fake pockets suit jackets with fake pockets FAKE POCKETS
medivision: no matter who u follow somehow doctor who sherlock & supernatural always end up on ur dash
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe me
Nunca duvide da minha capacidade de piorar as...
thatwhoviansynesthete: you guys are allowed to send me messages you’re allowed to just say hi feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever you’re all good to ask anything you want to know don’t be afraid to be off anon you can talk to me i like talking to you guys please i dont bite, unless you want me to.
xoxovanessadirienzo: DISNEY CHANNEL SHOULD HAVE A THROWBACK THURSDAY AND EVERY THURSDAY THEY WOULD PLAY ALL THE OLD DISNEY SHOWS AND OMG HOW AMAZING WOULD THAT BE
me after talking to someone for 2 days: mine don't touch them