May 2013
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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April 2013
Apr 30th
893 notes
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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animeasuka: partybarackisinthehousetonight: children wake up early because they still get excited about life this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
Apr 29th
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iwillburnthecakeoutofyou: I’m either really nice or a complete arsehole. There is no inbetween. 
Apr 29th
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Apr 23rd
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im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
Apr 21st
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Apr 13th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Você é preso:
somente-essa-noite: Seu amigo: “Meu Deus, que horror. Tô indo te soltar.” Melhor amigo: Falei pra gente não fazer isso, otário.
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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intergalacticintention: onedayintheuniverse: intergalacticintention: In Finnish, you don’t really tell someone to fuck you.. You tell them ” vittu tämä kaalikeitto on ihan kyrvästä ” which means ” Make love to me passionately “  I approve of this post. For all this time, I’ve only sought after your approval. 
Apr 7th
870 notes
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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shattystrashstache: real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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nooby-banana: farareusis: angeldicks: pants with fake pockets suit jackets with fake pockets FAKE POCKETS
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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medivision: no matter who u follow somehow doctor who sherlock & supernatural always end up on ur dash
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe me
Apr 4th
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Nunca duvide da minha capacidade de piorar as...
Apr 4th
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thatwhoviansynesthete: you guys are allowed to send me messages you’re allowed to just say hi feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever you’re all good to ask anything you want to know don’t be afraid to be off anon you can talk to me i like talking to you guys  please i dont bite, unless you want me to.
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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xoxovanessadirienzo: DISNEY CHANNEL SHOULD HAVE A THROWBACK THURSDAY AND EVERY THURSDAY THEY WOULD PLAY ALL THE OLD DISNEY SHOWS AND OMG HOW AMAZING WOULD THAT BE 
Apr 4th
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me after talking to someone for 2 days: mine don't touch them
Apr 4th
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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